What? A Whole Week Without an Opinion on Something?

My sister is right; I have gone an entire week without having some dumb opinion about something. I even thought about that as I was walking a half mile to my car after my classes were over. Let's face it; I'm in a bad mood right now. I took the worst molecular bio test today, and I just haven't been happy since. You know what I do when I am in a bad mood? I complain about EVERYTHING. I hate it when people complain, so I usually keep it to myself, but today, just for the heck of it, why don't I just let everyone know what really bugs me.

How about a numbered list for easy reading and eye breaks:

1. Okay, on facebook, please stop updating your status multiple times each day. Do you really think that people want to know what you are doing every time you change your activity or what kind of mood you are currently in? No. Nobody really cares. There is only one person that I have as a friend that actually post funny/interesting status updates frequently and if you're not him, just please stop.
By the way, he has the same name as my husband, so if you don't have the same name, I am not talking about your interesting updates.

Oh, and on top of your facebook updates, please stop talking to inanimate objects or telling your sickness to go away. Saying things like "Snow, I don't want you to come today. Please snow when..." or "Sniffles, why do you keep coming back. I thought I got rid of you". Just stop it. It's not even cute.

Oh, and gals, we know that you have the best husbands ever, but trust me, every girl thinks that her husband is the best. We don't need to hear the details. And you know what? When I read about your husband doing the dishes for you or making you dinner, sometimes I just think, does he only do it once a month when you post it on your status? Guys, this applies to you too. We know your fiance's the best, but if you didn't think she was, I don't think you would marry her. I think it's just a given you should keep to yourself.

2. Pick up your feet when you walk.

3. Stop asking me about government in China and the relationship with Hong Kong and Taiwan. Just because I've been there, doesn't mean I read about it in my spare time. Geeze. I went to Taiwan to be a missionary to teach about Jesus, not government, and I go to Hong Kong to visit family and shop, not to participate in political protest.

4. And Women, when you are only 3 or 4 weeks pregnant, you are NOT showing. Don't be sticking your belly out and posting pictures. You've just been taking the "eating for two" a little too seriously when in fact you're just eating for yourself and something the size of an amoeba.

5. Drive Safe? Drive Safe?! Come on, get your adverbs correct. It's Drive SafeLY!

6. Just a heads up if you ever come to my house for dinner or something, don't do my dishes after dinner, or even worse before dinner! It makes me feel like a worthless dirty slob. The only people who can do my dishes are me, John, and my mom. Oh, and my sister if she ever comes visit.

7. Insanity pleas. Only once in a while are they legit. However, Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper should be held responsible for her 9 months of kidnap and DAILY RAPE! He claims that they were married? Practicing polygyny? No means no man, even if you're married. And if it took me just singing a few church songs in court to make the jury think that I'm insane and will let me off the hook, bring it on! Pass the hymn book my way!

Bottom line, he needs to go to prison.

8. If you live in like the 99% of student housing that boarders campus, STOP DRIVING TO SCHOOL! You're taking my parking spots. Now, I use to be that spoiled little brat that use to drive to school when I lived walking distance away. You know what? I wished someone gave me a slap in the face and told me to stop it. I'm here to give you that verbal tongue lashing you deserve: the verbal slap in the face! Now that I live an hour walk away from school, I need to drive and when you little single students (or married student, but they usually live farther away) that live across the street from campus take my parking spots, I get mad. Anyway, it takes longer to warm up your car that it does to just walk to campus.

I think that is enough negativity for now. I feel a little better now getting that off my chest. Maybe half of these things won't bug me tomorrow when I'm in a good mood, but I just wanted to let you know what's running though my mind when I'm in a bad mood. Now I think it's time for me to read a little Christmas Ensign and eat a clementine to boost up my spirit.