It's my brother.
No really; I think he really is the smartest person alive and here are just a few reasons why:
When my brother was in first or second grade, he came home and told my mom that he didn't like his teacher. Why? Because she wouldn't let him play the vocabulary game with the rest of the class because he would answer the question right before everyone else. I guess she didn't want the game to be all about Kevin.
He's the human google. I'm serious. And not just about a few select subjects, but about everything. We needed help the other day setting up our internet. Instead of reading directions, we just called Kevin and he knew how to do it step by step in great detail. See, human google. Investments? Call Kevin. You think you're sick? Call Kevin. What year did production of Captain Crunch start? Call Kevin. He knows it all.
Both my brother and I kinda play the violin. The first song I could play on the violin? Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (or the ABC song, you choose). Kevin's first song on the violin? Pachebel's Cannon in D Major. And I needed sheet music for my song...
My sister and I always make fun of my brother and how smart he is. Mostly because we are jealous. When my sister was a young toddler, she swallowed a bolt and was without oxygen for a while. To this day, we think Kevin secretly put it in her mouth so that she would lose major brain cells. Otherwise, she would be smarter than he. Definitely.
Come to think of it, bro is pretty dang smart. Or at least he sounds really intelligent and we're too stupid to know better.
ReplyDeleteDang straight I would've been a genius if he didn't feed me that bolt. What's your excuse sis??
My excuse? Well, as Granny once told me, "Well Melinda, we just don't have high IQs like your brother and sister."
ReplyDeleteAnd, of corse, (SP?) we all know that intellegence (SP?) is inharited (SP?), so if'n it wernt fer me, he woodn't have had a chanse.
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