Why are McDonald's Fries The Bomb Dot Com?

There should be no doubt in anyone's mind about which fast food place makes the best french of freedom fries. It's McDonald's. I'm sure you're even craving a super sized serving of McDonald's french fries right now. Here's a picture to justify your drooling.



Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Why are these french fries so delicious? Could it be that they are always cooked to perfection? They stay the perfect temperature throughout the visit to McDonald's? Is it the unique seasoning that on McDonald's uses to satisfy taste buds? Why yes. All of these are the reasons why you should go out and get McDonald's fries right now. Don't wait! You NEED them!

Let's just talk seasoning now. OH! Just the thought of it gets me excited. You see, McDonald's uses a beef bullion seasoning on their fries to give them that addicting taste. Word all the street was that when McDonald's started doing this, all the vegan people rebelled. Beef BULLION! Now, I don't really know what makes beef bullion. For all I know, it's large slabs of meat put through a shredder, dried, and served in cubes. Maybe I should ask my sister. She knows EVERYTHING about food. But all I want to do now, is beg those of you who are against the beef bullion fries to stop complaining. I know it's against your Vegan Rules, but just think of us who need the fries to survive. I heard Burger King fries are pretty good.

Now, go out and buy some McDonald's fries. You know you want them and you will feel SOOOOOO good after eating them.